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two-fer 

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When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".
"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."
two-fer by nicole w December 30, 2008
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Two-Fer 

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A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.
Two-Fer by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman September 14, 2008
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Two-fer 

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A term used while smoking weed. It is used when someone takes two tokes of weed during his turn..
Man joey just took a two-fer
Two-fer by Dymanator January 21, 2011
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two-fer 

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A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.
"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."
two-fer by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024
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Tuscaloosa Two-fer 

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When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.
Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!
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Super Two-fer 

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When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.
"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "
Super Two-fer by kingofpc November 5, 2009
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twofer 

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Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
twofer by David F. September 11, 2003
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