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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
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All the lonely tweeple, where do they all come from? All the lonely tweeple, where do they all belong?
tweeple by BrianBCarter April 16, 2008
A rare penile infection in which the penis becomes lopsided, shrinks and develops sores and warts. This is typically caused by an extreme case of excessive masturbation.
I heard tom caught Teeples, damn now no bitch is going to fuck him
Teeples by Lickumup December 15, 2017
Another name for something someone plays on guitar, generally something short, solo like, and not going anywhere particular, but it's not limited to that.
I was jamming with my Fender Telecaster, and my girl was impressed with my tweedles.

I was recording some random tweedles, and one of them ended up being the solo on the final cut.

Um, I think Mick's in his room, tweedeling about on the guitar.
Tweedles by SilentVendetta September 23, 2010

tweetlessness 

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.
"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."
tweetlessness by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009
i sure do wish i could get to the pharmacy and get my tweedles for my back pain.
tweedles by frantannaman December 4, 2009
Them my mofo tweeples!
Tweeple by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009