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twatapuss 

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.
"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twatsplosion 

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.
Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.
Twatsplosion by subnetmask July 3, 2004

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics
'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'
Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatspeak 

Meaningless drivel routinely churned out by politicians, people in marketing, management etc. Mainly the product of laziness, as it is easier to repeat impressive sounding words they have heard others use rather than think of something original to say.
The politician spoke of the need to roll out plans to proactively upskill stakeholders, thus empowering them and incentivizing them to meet the challenges of the 21st century global workplace. Everyone knew he was talking in twatspeak, and ignored him.
twatspeak by Llama Man March 12, 2008
Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.
"Mate, you're a right twatapus".
twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009