Twatcap 

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

Twatcap by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006

twatcopter 

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".

"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."

twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

twatapuss 

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010

twatapus

Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.

"Mate, you're a right twatapus".

twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

Twatnap

The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.

Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.

Twatnap by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010