5 definitions by Milo2009
From chic and sophisticated periodicals such as Mayfair, to downmarket manrags including Razzle, twatalogues offer something for every pocket.
by Milo2009 July 8, 2009
An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps
'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'
by Milo2009 August 8, 2009
'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'
by Milo2009 August 13, 2009
When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics
by Milo2009 August 8, 2009
1) A man with multiple romantic interests; a fanny farmer who spreads his seed far and wide. A groomer of many women who then calls round with his mighty tool to collect his soggy harvest.
Blonde lady: "I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when insert name here came to call. He was just looming over my bed with his mighty instrument in his hand."
Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."
Blonde lady's friend: "Are you talking about the quim reaper? He came for me on Tuesday night and went at it like he was ploughing a field."
by Milo2009 September 7, 2009