v., to copy-paste a substantial portion of an instant message chat with one person and send it to another person, and especially to do this frequently or excessively.
n., someone who makes a habit of doing the above
antonym: transcript prude
I'm going to transcript whore that shit.
Stop transcript whoring at me, I don't have time to read it all!
I'm being such a transcript whore, but I just can't resist pasting you the rest of this chat.
Someone that cucks themself so that they can get into their desired college. Usually involves playing sports, taking difficult classes, and doing community service that they have no natural interest in doing.
John: Hey, are you taking AP English next year? You should, it will look good on your college resume.
Sam: No, I have no interest in that class. I'm not a transcript slave.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.