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3 definitions by 175623226

 
1.
Headphones for people who would rather look like a retard than buy a good pair of headphones. Examples are typically found made of injection-molded plastic, worn by only the most 'dank' and 'steezy' motherfuckers out there. Don't be a retard, stick with Grado, Sennheiser, AKG, and the other good brands, and leave this shit for the people who don't know any better.
My friend bought a pair of skullcandy headphones, and they fell apart when I looked at them so I kicked his ass.
by 175623226 December 07, 2008
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2.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
by 175623226 November 03, 2011
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3.
Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.
When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.
by 175623226 December 29, 2011
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