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taking any song and replacing the "I", "me" or any other word in the first person with "TOM"
I want to hold your hand, The Beatles.
Tomstep version
Oh yeah, Tom he'll tell you something
Tom thinks you'll understand
When Tom says that something
Tom wants to hold your hand

I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry
Tom kissed a Tom and he liked it
The taste of Toms cherry chapstick
Tom kissed a Tom just to try it
Tom hopes his boyfriend wont mind it
tomstep by tomstepfan2011 November 13, 2011
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When one wobbles one's belly to the tune of a dubstep track, be it an actual track or an impromptu acapella version.
"Let's play some tumstep!" *grabs belly* " Wob wob wob wob wob*
Tumstep by MC Tumstep March 23, 2011
complete utter noob.. -_- <-- tomster eyes
omg im the best.. you cant beat me
tomster by leet August 27, 2003

Toastephobia 

Toast•e•phobia
(Noun) The Severe Phobia of toast. Some have a much more extreme case then others who just have a mild case. Simply the definition that describes someone who experiences utter terror whenever they come into contact with a single sliver of toast. Burnt toast is often more scary and triggering to those who fall victim to this phobia. Whenever a person with this phobia touches a piece of toast, the body part which came in contact with the toast, immediately turns into a slither of toast. People with this Illness need to stay away from toast at ALL costs.
Person 1: Why do both of your feet look like toasted slivers of bread??
Person 2: I TOLD YOU MY TOASTEPHOBIA WASN’T A JOKE... I woke up this morning like this after your mom massaged my feet with toast last night.

Tomster! 

A really amazing guy. Truly outstanding. Spinach. Cheese. Ham. Great sense of humor. A pog person in general. Nice sense of humor. Comforting. Caring. Funny. A great singer. Best lobster.
Tomster! Tommeroo! Tom! Tom!
Tomster! by cooter tooter October 5, 2021
hmm there goes tomster so sexy
heh baby give me kiss
tomster by brighteyes November 10, 2004
Toystep is typically 120 - 140 bpm and consist of low resolution synths and basses to produce a cliche computer game sound. Some artist have also been know to experiment with children's toy instruments as a way of emphasizing the toy element of the genre..
Main Toystep Artists:

Partyshank

Illegal Music

Toys with Knives

Shirobon

Scarfy

Zootey
Toystep by Illegal Music Records December 2, 2010
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