toabstool

have a lumpy stool, shit your pants while sitting down.

Playing golf, sit on the golf cart and you have a lumpy toabstool.

toabstool by RixaN May 16, 2010

toastcoolbby 

toastcoolbby (toast-cool-b-b) noun 1. A term used to describe a girl gamer that is lacking the distinctive feature of being an actual gamer. Commonly playing video games to recieve the attention of male(s) or attention in general.

Guy1: Dude, look at that girl gamer playing League of Legends!
Guy2: Naw shes just a toastcoolbby.

toastcoolbby by Kirbayy August 4, 2015

Toadstool 

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

Toadstool by drillvoice September 8, 2005

Toadstool 

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

Toadstool by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020

Dirty Toadstool 

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.

Dirty Toadstool by Dave Star March 1, 2003

Toadstool 

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

Toadstool by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008

Toadstool 

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

Toadstool by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018