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1.
A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
by JoOpel August 22, 2005
 
2.
Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.
by Ky'lath August 05, 2008
 
3.
The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.
"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."
by Dylan Hewson May 28, 2005
 
4.
A short and fat penis.
Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.
by barbiesboobs December 16, 2011
 
5.
psychedelic mushrooms
we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.
by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003
 
6.
a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.
Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.
by Starlight187 July 06, 2010