thorns and thistles

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Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

thorns and thistles by Sawrie December 7, 2021

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head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

head of thorns by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

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Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

Throne of Thorns by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

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blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.

friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns

blue flower red thorns by volound January 3, 2010

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lilies among thorns

Best underground up and coming rawk band around. Has 4 hot chicks.
"LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"

"Sippin' the wrong drink..."

lilies among thorns by T33n G1r1 Squ@d!!! September 27, 2003

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Crown of Thorns

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

Crown of Thorns by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

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bloody thorns

best band ever!!ya go jared!!

best kick ass band

bloody thorns by .. March 13, 2004

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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