thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

thorns and thistles by Sawrie December 7, 2021

head of thorns 

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

head of thorns by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Throne of Thorns 

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

Throne of Thorns by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.

friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns

blue flower red thorns by volound January 3, 2010

lilies among thorns 

Best underground up and coming rawk band around. Has 4 hot chicks.
"LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"

"Sippin' the wrong drink..."

lilies among thorns by T33n G1r1 Squ@d!!! September 27, 2003

Crown of Thorns 

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

Crown of Thorns by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

bloody thorns 

best band ever!!ya go jared!!

best kick ass band

bloody thorns by .. March 13, 2004