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TP the FB 

Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.
"Man she's hot. I'd TP the FB."
TP the FB by SNIPERCOW January 1, 2012

member of the fbi 

Larries. I'm not gonna say something else because that explains everything.
"how did she know that they were sitting in this hotel room on this side of the bed when they were kissing on the 20.5.2013 , she could be a member of the fbi"

"yeah, she's a larrie"
Not to be confused with the First Baptist Church, the Fonk Brey Crew is the group of people attempting to spread the Fonk Brey Movement to the world. The group originally started in the town of Cleveland, Tn. The group's major hobbies include drinking, Fonking Brey, drinking, being awesome, outdrinking everyone, telling everyone that Brey is in fact nothing but a bitch, and drinking yet some more. Ranks in the FBC are given out to senior members of the group based upon their tenure in the art of Brey Fonking, amount of time being friends with other senior members, and alcohol tolerance.
What the hell happened to this brand new keg of Killian's? The FBC came in for lunch.

How do you identify an FBC member's car in a crowd? It has Fonk brey written on the back.

Who on Earth is Brey? That bitch that the FBC fonks.

the fbelli 

Do the boludit at 17:50.
Tasty: No people avail in chat you head of verga.

Wizard: *doing the fbelli*
the fbelli by BALLZMODEL August 10, 2017

is the fbi watching 

THEY ARE HERE
HELP
IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP
is the fbi watching by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023

for shy the the FBI by 

for shy the the FBI by are you ready to do more I would love
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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