Not to be confused with the First Baptist Church, the Fonk Brey
Crew is the group of
people attempting to spread the Fonk Brey Movement to the world. The group originally started in the town of Cleveland, Tn. The group's major hobbies include drinking, Fonking Brey, drinking, being awesome, outdrinking everyone, telling everyone that Brey is in fact nothing but a bitch, and drinking yet some more. Ranks in the FBC are given out to senior members of the group
based upon their tenure in the art of Brey Fonking, amount of
time being friends with other senior members, and alcohol tolerance.
What the
hell happened to this brand new keg of
Killian's? The FBC came in for
lunch.
How do you identify an FBC member's car in a crowd? It has Fonk brey written on the back.
Who on Earth is Brey? That bitch that the FBC fonks.