textlert
any text(s) from marketing alerts you sign up for from various companies. a combination of Text and Alert(s).
textlert by NealDemilo August 21, 2011
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textertain
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010
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textertain
1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
Textleting
When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019
textpert
textpert by Larry Watt April 30, 2006
textertantrum
when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.
textertantrum by Livingtheword June 28, 2010
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