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Texacute 

A fast execution of a criminal without much thought in a trial or an execution of a residential home invader by the owner of the house with reference to Texas Penal Code concerning the use of deadly force to protect property (§ 9.42).
Texacute'em ... that will teach any other criminals to stay away from this neighborhood.
Texacute by BMark October 20, 2008

Texecution 

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.
Texecution by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Textecuted 

When a teenager's parents take away their phone or cut off texting as a cruel, cruel, cruel punishment.
Teenager 1: "Why didn't you text me yesterday?"

Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."

Teenager 1: "...HA!"
Textecuted by Lazyfordays September 9, 2011

texecute 

Execute, if done by the state of Texas.
The state of Texas is going to texecute someone with a questionable conviction
texecute by Bed time October 26, 2010

Texecution 

Death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.
"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"

I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!
Texecution by Bonjovi74 October 23, 2014
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executeds by notfreddie September 15, 2020