Texecution
Texecution by gvillezack January 2, 2009
Word of the Day on October 23, 2014
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Texecution
"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"
I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"
I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!
Texecution by Bonjovi74 October 23, 2014
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Texacution
Texacution is also referred to as Texas Justice.
Texacution by Samuel Chase December 19, 2006
Beaner executioner
A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.
Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!
Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?
Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!
Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?
Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!
Beaner executioner by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019
Executionist
Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.
Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.
Executionist by Snarfius June 10, 2014
Sexecutioner
Sexecutioner by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010
Executioner Style
This is a sexual experience when you are having sex with a girl from behind and when you are about to cum you push her forward and blow your wad in the back of her head
Executioner Style by Riptorn3 July 3, 2009
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