taint gruff 

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

taint gruff by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

Taintdruff 

Taintdruff (also called crotch scurf and historically termed Pityriasis capitis) is the shedding of dead skin cells from the taint.. Taintdruff is sometimes caused by frequent visits from a large sexual toy or appendage.

*Woman talking to clerk*

Maam, do you sell something for flakey taints? I think I contracted Taintdruff while trying to make some extra cash during this poor economy.

Taintdruff by Rollergirlbob March 6, 2010

Taintruff 

dandruff but out the ass

I was hittin it from the back, and it was like I was making it snow! bitch had maaaaaad taintruff.

Taintruff by rllybruhaawoao May 2, 2020