Taintdruff

Taintdruff (also called crotch scurf and historically termed Pityriasis capitis) is the shedding of dead skin cells from the taint.. Taintdruff is sometimes caused by frequent visits from a large sexual toy or appendage.
*Woman talking to clerk*

Maam, do you sell something for flakey taints? I think I contracted Taintdruff while trying to make some extra cash during this poor economy.
by Rollergirlbob February 26, 2010
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