Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing
medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA
Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without
physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and
noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly
uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be
one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?