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Dirty Sack Stamp 

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

Sack Stamp

When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.
Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp
Sack Stamp by Senor Bunluv April 4, 2019

swampy meat sack 

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.
When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.
Sack stamp by jacknut January 30, 2012

swampsack 

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting
Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.
swampsack by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swampjack 

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.
After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.