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Dirty Sack Stamp 

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.
Dirty Sack Stamp by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

Sack Stamp

When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.
Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp
Sack Stamp by Senor Bunluv April 4, 2019

swampy meat sack 

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}
hes a swampy meat sack

Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.
When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.
Sack stamp by jacknut January 30, 2012

swampsack 

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting
Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.
swampsack by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swampjack 

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.
After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.
swampjack by ColombianSkyhawk July 9, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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