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Pecker-Wood

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.
by jeff April 20, 2005
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kith

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.
by Jeff September 23, 2003
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Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.
"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."
by Jeff September 5, 2005
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Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba
That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.
by jeff November 12, 2003
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krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.
Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.
by Jeff October 29, 2003
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Metal Slug

n.
1. Possibly the greatest 2D side-scroller of all time. Released by SNK back in 1996, the series is currently in it's fifth arcade incaranation with two other versions for the Neo Geo Pocket and one for mobile phones.

Also is being used as a theme for a series of Pachinko machines being produced by SNK.

2. The Super Vehicle 001; resembles a cartoonish mini-tank. Has the untanklike power to hop, and is armed with two mini-vulcan guns and a large caliber tank cannon, which can be armed with H.E. and Armor Piercing Rounds.
by Jeff February 18, 2004
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fandangle

1. socializing with another at an inappropriate time

2. the presence of an object in which it interrupts the natural course of events of a situation
1. Jeff looked at Brandon in disgust and said "Stop fandangling with that ombudsman!"

2. Mom shook her finger at her son Jeff and said "I don't wan't you to leave your skateboard fandangling around here."
by Jeff March 12, 2004
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