jeff's definitions

antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.

See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan

by Jeff February 27, 2004

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

carbunk

Comparative form of bunk. Also originated in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

See also: bunk, carbunktated

Bill Clinton's hummer in the White House is more than bunk, but less than carbunktated, so it's carbunk.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

carbunktated

Superlative form of the word bunk. Made up in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

That is so carbunktated it's disgusting.

by Jeff April 19, 2004

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff April 19, 2006

betox

As in to betoxify one-n-other.

Wud up fuckity,
Not much BETOX

by Jeff February 7, 2004

Boice

adj.; To be totally jacked up, tore up and assed up.

"Why the hell are you so boice."

by Jeff November 2, 2003