jeff's definitions

Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

by Jeff January 12, 2007

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

!

n. Symbol appearing (usually above one's head) when an unwelcomed outside party is seen.

When red, unwelcomed party will be pursued.

When yellow, odd noise or object will be investegated.

!
What was that sound?
!
I see him/her! It's the enemy!

by Jeff February 18, 2004

PNW

Short for Pacific North West

I heard that Kevin is going to be back in the PNW for Thanksgiving.

by Jeff August 11, 2004

UrbanSpectre

When a woman sucks a man's rectal opening accompanied by the man excreting fecal matter into her mouth. This is often followed by severe diarrhea and vomiting, in which the woman has to clean up with her tongue. The man is nowhere to be found.

That guy urbanspectred her..She never saw him again.

by Jeff September 30, 2004