jeff's definitions

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

Tkachuk

A awesome hockey player for the St. Louis Blues.

Keith Tkachuk got the feed from Pavol Demitra to score the game-winning goal.

by jeff March 5, 2004

mims

A Mims is a real definition of a coward, one who will sacrifice his "friends" in order to save his ass. More loosely, called a fucking pussy.

Stop being a Mims, no one likes it.

by Jeff March 16, 2005

flamidabidaby

The area between a woman's ass and vagina.

Man, she has a clean flamidabidaby!

by Jeff September 23, 2003

bun

A (usually woman's) ass

Look at the sweet buns on that skank!

by Jeff May 8, 2004