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straulk by gnarlyfefe June 23, 2009
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stralker
a stranger that follows you around because they dont know who you are yet but plan on knowing you by following you
Dick-"Whos that guy thats been following us for hours?"
Fanny-"Thats my stralker, lol, lmfao."
Dick-"Oh, is that all, i do that sometimes."
Fanny-"Thats my stralker, lol, lmfao."
Dick-"Oh, is that all, i do that sometimes."
stralker by Gaye Wright March 19, 2008
Straalkoe
The ultimate "god-like-cow-creature".
On first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. This ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
You might laugh about it now but we'll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
On first sight it might look like an ordinary com but when you take a closer look you notice he has an engine on his back. This ultimate tool is used by the straalkoe to fly around the world.
You might laugh about it now but we'll see if you can still laugh when the straalkoe nation has conquered the world.
Straalkoe by I am awsomer August 6, 2009
staulky
staulky by LittleLad73 October 24, 2023
Stralk
Stralking, the act of inserting fentanyl through your urethra and ejaculating to try to eject the fentanyl from your body before the effects take place.
Stralk by Mathias Smith June 8, 2024
Stralk
Stralking, Inserting a dissolvable pill filled with a lethal dose of fent through the males urethra and ejaculating so that the pill ejects before it dissolves.
dude, i love stralking so much. i stralk daily. me and my buddy jeremy had a stralk 1v1 and he died because he was lame and cant even stralk. i'm the #1 stralker.
Stralk by Mathias Smith June 27, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.