1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
A channel that has been scrambled, usually because it is a premium channel that has not been paid for. Many timespornography channels that have been scrambled that are still recognizable through the wavy lines are referred to as squigglevision.
Son of a man who loves Arnold swarzenegger soo much he makes his own language up to express himself. 2. A nickname for one near and dear to the person stating it. 3. Someone who is out of there mind.