2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
A channel that has been scrambled, usually because it is a premium channel that has not been paid for. Many times pornography channels that have been scrambled that are still recognizable through the wavy lines are referred to as squigglevision.
Son of a man who loves Arnold swarzenegger soo much he makes his own language up to express himself. 2. A nickname for one near and dear to the person stating it. 3. Someone who is out of there mind.