Hill Sprints 

A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.

We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.

Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.

Hill Sprints by alixDDD January 30, 2015

The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.

I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.

The Sprints by meechuacon July 21, 2017

sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Bruce Springsteen 

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!

Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!

Bruce Springsteen by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

juice springsteen 

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.

But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!

juice springsteen by ok ok June 10, 2008

1% Sprint 

It happens when you get distracted playing on your device, or are too lazy. You proceed to sprint to the nearest charger, while having an extreme adrenaline rush. This euphoric feeling is like no other, and no matter who you are it has happened to you.

I was playing games on my iPhone, until I realized I had one percent. I got off of my bed and did the 1% sprint to the nearest charger

1% Sprint by Berticus69 December 10, 2018

Bonner Springs High School 

A school that combines both Hicks, Sluts, Druggies, and privileged white people in one building.

There is no telling what you find at Bonner Springs High School. Got any weed?

Bonner Springs High School by Hotjesus102 October 23, 2019