New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.
Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.
by Soul_Driver June 19, 2022
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Joe Manchin

The US Senator from West Virginia that intentionally obstructs groundbreaking, popular climate legislation under the guise of staunch bipartisanship.

The reality is that he's putting his own self-interest in a dying industry (coal) before the country and his constituents.
Joe Manchin forgets that people voted for Joe Biden for President, not him.
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Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016
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Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.
Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.
by Soul_Driver January 08, 2019
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Alain Delon

Legendary French actor. He was pretty much the Steve McQueen/James Dean of France (but he's still alive) since he played alot of tough-guy rebel roles and of course, admired for his classical good-looks.

Most famous role was "Le Samourai."
Alain Delon is awesome!
by Soul_Driver February 28, 2011
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