A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.
Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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by Soul_Driver January 27, 2017
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James: Will AOC be President some day?
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Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.
It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...
Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.
It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...
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Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
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