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Jiggabuffoon

Being a jiggaboo & a buffoon all at once. So, quite simply most of the African-Americans flooding our country. See Al Sharpton and Flava Flav
Don't forget to add some watermelon to that jiggabuffoon Al Sharpton's Popeye's chicken!
by Soul_Driver December 26, 2008
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Cormac McCarthy

Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.

Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.
Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.
by Soul_Driver October 23, 2012
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OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.
Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.
by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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DRE

Drug Recognition Expert. They're trained & certified in determining whether or not somebody who's been arrested for DUI has been using drugs after they blew a 0.0 BAC.

Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.

It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...
The DRE process is flawed & they don't know as much as they think.
by Soul_Driver August 17, 2011
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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.
The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.
by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021
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