2 definitions by TheDarkTaoEr

Peak Becky

An entitled} white woman who professes liberal/progressive} ideals, when, in fact, she's just a poseur. When called to account for their actions, e.g. calling cops on African Americans} BBQing in a park, they will deny their motivations.

Peak Becky} is when you double down on being Becky, and cast yourself as the victim, when called out on your actions.

Twitter: Hey, Amy Siskind, what's the deal with you backing Sarah Palin, and talking shit about Obama? Why'd you vote for McCain? We thought you were a liberal democrat. What's the deal on that?

Amy Siskind: WHY ARE YOU RUSSIAN BOTS BULLYING AND SMEARING ME!!! I'M SO HURT, IMA WRITE A MEDIUM PIECE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF AND TELL THE WORLD HOW GREAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, I'm a FEMINIST RESISTER}!!!!!!!

Twitter: Whoa, that's some Peak Becky.

by TheDarkTaoEr August 16, 2018

sprinted

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017