3 definitions by alixDDD
A workout or exercise routine. Run like hell up a steep gradient for 50 to 100 meters, walk back down, recover, and do it again...and again. The workout ends when your lungs are exploding and your butt is shaking and you can barely stand. The first few times you will hate yourself, but then you will love the pain and the results. Eventually you will be a hot and beautiful badass.
We don't need no stinkin' ab crunches or butt lunges. We do hill sprints, bitches.
Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.
Reason suggests my beer gut, muffin top, and batwings make me vulnerable in a zombie apocalypse. I could run hill sprints every day and eat better, but zombies aren't real.
by alixDDD January 30, 2015
OK we get it. You have a yoga butt. You can kick most women's asses. You're fit and not fat like most of us. You are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. In primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. We don't live in primitive times.
Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.
Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.
Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
Yoga butt is indirectly influencing evolution. Lululemon is contributing. They want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. They want to show their ass-kicking rumps. They can distinguish themselves to men. They get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. If they are self-employed they may get more customers. So the theory goes.
Its an important issue for women. Consider what is gained and possibly lost when butt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. Women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.
Maybe promoting yoga butt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. What about women's well-being in general? Is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
So what if she has a yoga butt and wears lululemon? Just because she's hott does not mean she's better. Yoga is not about competition but enlightenment.
by alixDDD June 13, 2011
There are two requirements to have a killer body. First, you must be attractive such that the vast majority of normal people would agree you are attractive. Second, you must on account of physical conditioning, strength, stamina, VO2 max, and flexibility look like you are capable of beating to death, using only your body as a weapon, the vast majority of other people who are in your sex and age group and who are close in height.
My pilates teacher has a killer body, so I would not dare fight her, ever!
Amanda has a killer body; I'm not saying she killed her roommate, but she could have, quite easily.
The field hockey girls at my school all have killer bodies, and i'm scare of them!
Amanda has a killer body; I'm not saying she killed her roommate, but she could have, quite easily.
The field hockey girls at my school all have killer bodies, and i'm scare of them!
by alixDDD July 31, 2021