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Sprinting 

A form of running involving going very short distances in very small amounts of time. Sprinters are people who are athletic, but lack the balls to run farther then 400 meters at a time.
"The inside lanes are reserved for sprinting or doing something productive"
Sprinting by shortwiz247 March 19, 2009

Sprinting 

what you do when your girl tells you shes pregnant
Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man

urban sprinting 

The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
Hey Steve! I'm bored lets go to the mall for some urban sprinting!
urban sprinting by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...
"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"
Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.
"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."