sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.
Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'
by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013
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sprangle

To sprain one's wrist while strangling someone or something
She sprangled her wrist while choking her boyfriend.
by dryhopping May 23, 2008
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