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(to pull a) speigel: to preform an act so unnecessary and pointless
that it is worshiped
The Family Guy writers pull a speigel every time they write an episode
speigel by WillAuB February 20, 2009
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this is an instance in which your cigarette is mangled and bent but in no way is the paper broken, making the cigarette still smokable. taken from the former anime series cowboy bebop in which spike spiegel's cigarettes are always mangled but remarkably still intact enough to smoke.
dude that cigarette is so spiegeled
spiegeled by chalupaa February 25, 2010
To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Spike Spiegel 

Spike is the main character of the best TV Anime show ever...Cowboy Bebop!He searches for his long lost love,Julia.
Vicious was a friend in the past but Julia split them up and made them become enemies because they loved her both.Since she escaped Spike searches for er and Vicious searches for Spike,for his old friend and enemy.
1)Session 5:Vicious and Spike Spiegel
Vicious : Are you begging for your life?
Spike :Hardly, begging doesn't work on you remember? Even if it is coming from a man that took you in and made you what you are

2)Session 26:Spike Spiegel
Spike:I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from. Before I knew it the dream was all over.
Spike Spiegel by Jo. January 6, 2006

spiegelize 

To wipe the hard drive of a school computer, originating from the laptop coordinator of a New Jersey High School. Usually meant in a negative way after a student is caught misusing their school laptop.
Shoot! I got caught gaming...my laptop's gonna be spiegelized now!
spiegelize by BCdefinier December 20, 2010

You got Spiegeled! 

When someone gives you a handjob with their hand being upside down, pinky facing upward and thumb down instead of vice versa.
Matt: "Hey guys! My girlfriend Brooke just gave me a handjob with her hand upside down!"
Nick: "You got Spiegeled!"

Speigling 

A pose that one strikes after tailgating, but can also occur after a long night of drinking. Evidenced by a drunken stare, hands on cheeks with elbows on knees, often hunched over. Similar to Tebowing. Typical pose after Speigling would be praying to the porcelain god
Wow, she is really drunk, but happy. Look, she is Speigling!
Speigling by shinaenae September 11, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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