An adjective to describe someone who has stooped to so many lows that they can't stoop any lower; One who is exceptional at disappointing those around them by stooping to new lows.
Person 1:
Holy shit bro, are you actually playing THAT game? You've stooped to new lows.
Person 2:
You say that every time I get a new game! Like how many lows have I stooped to stoop to this low?!?
Person 1:
You've stooped so low that you're specstoopular!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"