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An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.
Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.
spanard by Hilltopper December 15, 2008
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adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.
'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'
spanard by Just in. March 4, 2009

Shanardo 

Shanardo is the most charming, athletic and handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He uses music to express his emotions rather than words. He’s a very shy person until he gets comfortable around you. He’s really self-centered and wants nothing but achieve his dreams.
OMG he’s so sweet he has to be a Shanardo!!
Shanardo by Itz._urgurlsteph November 19, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026