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stooleys 

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.
"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"
stooleys by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006
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A man/female who likes anal and diddles themselves while watching stranger things... they are also ugly crack whores and suck dick on waterloo for a living.
Woah i fucked this hooker last night she was a real sooley
Sooley by OG as fuck September 6, 2016
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Sooleypwawa 

When retelling a story and you dont have time to tell all the details.
There were all kinds of things found in Johnny's locker. Hair spray, deodorant...sooleypwawa.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026