snortion
snortion by Snyllocness May 12, 2006
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snortin the sofa
Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.
snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010
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snortin crack
This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009
dutch snorting
During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.
When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.
dutch snorting by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010
snorting piglets
snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019
rib snorting funny
n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.
Alternate spelling: rib-snort
adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.
Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny
Alternate spelling: rib-snort
adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.
Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny
rib snorting funny by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009
snortingshire
snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."
synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."
synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.
snortingshire by mave73 May 8, 2008
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