snarf

1) (noun) a lovable yet slightly annoying character from the Thundercats show, who often uses his own name in his sentences
2) (adj.) sexy and/or stylish
Dude, did you see Rebecca the other night?
Hell yeah man, she was lookin' snarf!
by SaMichael July 02, 2010
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snarf

Verb -- to ingest food in an inordinately voracious manner.
"Did you see Lurch snarf down his chicken sandwich before practice? He virtually inhaled that thing!"
by robocam November 24, 2011
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snarf

when one is eating and is provoked by something funny which causes them to laugh and expel said food out of nasal passages; may also come out of mouth. also applies to liquids.
dood i was eating my lunch at school and this chick said somethign hilarious and i totally snarfed sandwich all over the place
by tiki June 30, 2004
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A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
by Dinkum July 08, 2013
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to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits, especially as related to food or beverage consumption.
I totally snarfed those cookies you left on the table.
by tad December 23, 2004
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a person who gets off smelling bicycle seats
"hey joe...look at that snarf sniffing my bicycle seat. haha...i fatred a nasty wet one before i got off my bike."
by super man's sister October 06, 2009
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When you sneeze so hard you puke
Dude, I snarfed all over her at the party
by mattreedfan69 December 15, 2019
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