Top Definition
To steal.
Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."
by Diego August 18, 2003
also used to describe to rumage through someones stuff, without their permision.
There was a truck parked outside with a bunch stuff in the back, I pilfered through it and found this boxfull of goodies.
by Lonnie Lee November 19, 2006
To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.
Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.
by Floyd & Leaona October 11, 2007
To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.
Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?
by Dadslammer12 August 08, 2009
Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles
Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.
by Anthony April 03, 2005
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