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A snarf is someone who sniffs girls' bicycle seats.
That snarf likes to lurk around the bike racks at the library.
by hoosier slang September 10, 2009
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American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.
Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.
by xopher.tm May 25, 2005
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one who bites at their fart bubbles in the bathtub
nathan is a snarf
by ingeniusbastard May 23, 2011
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the action of grabbing one's testicles with one hand and inhaling deeply in the nostrils
snarf my balls!
snarf 'em!
whatever snarfs your balls!
by the ultimate snarfer August 15, 2008
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The sound a dog makes when trying to itch himself.
Max, quit snarfing I'm trying to sleep
by linnielou November 01, 2010
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A person or thing in a group that is different or out of the ordinary. One who is funny due to his lack of common sense or ways that he stands out of the crowd. Immaturity, weird clothing, or just not being cool. This can be used as a verb, noun, and adjective.
He's a complete snarf.

He has a really snarfy 3 point shot.
Why are you being so larfy?
Shut the snarf up.
Their team is full of snarfs!
Why are you being so snarfy today?
What a snarf.
Look at that snarf, he's wearing a yellow scarf and pink socks during a basketball game.
by Spencer Blauw February 08, 2011
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The act of biting one's bubbles as they rise resulted from a fart in a bath tub.
I had a snarfing problem when I was a kid... Mom stopped letting me take baths and made me switch to the shower.

<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.
by MeestaMosha October 13, 2007
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