ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
Someone who makes a practice of smelling farts and actually enjoys it. Can usually be seen sniffing bicycle seats and soiled underwear.
by timboooo December 25, 2007
The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.
Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.
by HotScott May 18, 2004
nathan is a snarf
by ingeniusbastard May 23, 2011
When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.
My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.
by kinky_curls January 11, 2009