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Gimpy little coward who always hides behind Lion-O whenever trouble brews.

Someone who always melts when a fight breaks out and runs for the nearest fire exit.
"Did you see Darren shit it last night when it kicked off? He was a proper Snarf."
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A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").
"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".
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a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.
"...you are a snarf."
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American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.
Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.
by xopher.tm May 25, 2005
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a cat-like creature in the Thundercats. Typically these animals used the word "snarf" at the ends of sentences and when any emotion is expressed.
You're the best, Liono!!! Snarf!!!
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1. a black person, derived from the acronym "SASSY NIGGERS ARE ROWDY FUCKS"

2. a mistake/ to make a mistake
1. "there were a lot of snarfs at walmart today. must be the first of the month."

2. "deciding to eat at chipotle was a huge snarf."
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snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.
I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.
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