snarf

a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.

"...you are a snarf."

by j.a.r July 12, 2006

snarf

American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.

Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.

by xopher.tm May 25, 2005

snarf

snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.

I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.

by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008

snarf

The act of biting one's bubbles as they rise resulted from a fart in a bath tub.

I had a snarfing problem when I was a kid... Mom stopped letting me take baths and made me switch to the shower.

<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.

by MeestaMosha October 13, 2007

snarf

A snarf is someone who sniffs girls' bicycle seats.

That snarf likes to lurk around the bike racks at the library.

by hoosier slang September 10, 2009

snarf

a cat-like creature in the Thundercats. Typically these animals used the word "snarf" at the ends of sentences and when any emotion is expressed.

You're the best, Liono!!! Snarf!!!

by Sakura Uruwashii January 13, 2009

snarf

the action of grabbing one's testicles with one hand and inhaling deeply in the nostrils

snarf my balls!
snarf 'em!
whatever snarfs your balls!

by the ultimate snarfer August 16, 2008