smorgashbord 

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

smorgashbord by Flakey July 26, 2007

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.

- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.

smorgasbored by neoclassique August 4, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

Smorgasboredom 

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.

I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.

Smorgasboredom by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009

smorgasbortion 

Having a lot of abortions.

Carolyn has had a smorgasbortion!

smorgasbortion by miss olbermann May 6, 2010