Flakey's definitions

quinoa

A cheap staple food sold to gullible white middle-class people for many times its actual value.

Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.

by Flakey March 17, 2014

kamikaze weather

Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.

Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

plasticine people

Those who possess no ability for critical analysis and independent thought, who don't think to question what they are fed by the media. They take whatever impression they're given and stay that way.

Look at all those plasticine people, who think that Fox News actually broadcasts impartial news.

by Flakey July 25, 2007

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Kamikhazi

A khazi into which it would be suicidal to enter, typically because of the indescribably rank condition of it. Imagine Renton's toilet, in the movie Trainspotting.

Chap 1: I say, old bean, you don't want to go in there. It's a right old kamikhazi.
Chap 2: Good show, old fellow. Thanks for the warning. I'll use this much more savoury loo instead.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

by Flakey July 18, 2007

BSC

Back, sack, and crack.

A type of beauty treatment for men which involves having hair waxed from the aforementioned three areas. Usually employed by gay men, though not exclusively.

One: I got my BSC yesterday.
Two: A Bachelor of Science? Cool! What grade did you get?
One: No, doofus. I got waxed. I'm hairless. Wanna see?
Two: Wow! That's so smooth!

by Flakey August 24, 2009