Flakey's definitions

Tongue fu

A marital art.

My tongue fu is strong!

by Flakey June 23, 2012

kamikaze weather

Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.

Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

plasticine people

Those who possess no ability for critical analysis and independent thought, who don't think to question what they are fed by the media. They take whatever impression they're given and stay that way.

Look at all those plasticine people, who think that Fox News actually broadcasts impartial news.

by Flakey July 25, 2007

blue-bin thinking

Recycling the same old trash.

From the management fad for "blue-sky thinking", and the blue bins used for recycling household detritus.

Manager: We've got to get our ducks in a row on this new client project.
Worker: Let's do some blue-bin thinking, and really get the ideas flowing.
Manager: Don't you mean blue-sky thinking?
Worker: No, we should just re-use the same old crap we've always used.

by Flakey April 12, 2010

bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

by Flakey July 18, 2007

Kamikhazi

A khazi into which it would be suicidal to enter, typically because of the indescribably rank condition of it. Imagine Renton's toilet, in the movie Trainspotting.

Chap 1: I say, old bean, you don't want to go in there. It's a right old kamikhazi.
Chap 2: Good show, old fellow. Thanks for the warning. I'll use this much more savoury loo instead.

by Flakey December 28, 2008

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007