(noun)
An ostensibly modest declaration of the long duration, sumptuous quality, or unlikely circumstances of one’s
sleep, immediately identifiable by the recipient as a thinly veiled boast.
(intransitive verb)
To attempt to lower one’s
friends’ self-esteem by boasting about how
well, how much, or how flexibly one sleeps.
1. “Wow, I just slept all the way from Bangkok to
London in coach.”
“Thanks for that slumberbrag,
Glenn, you pompous, rejuvenated jerk.”
2. “I was feeling pretty
good about my life until Todd came in and slumberbragged all over me.”