slothfaced 

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

slothfaced by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt. 

A very naughty insult.

Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!

stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt. by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Sluttfaced Whore 

1. A whore who denies their sexual experiences & claims to be a virgin.
2. A dumb bitch who everyone dislikes.

I wish the "Sluttfaced Whore" emma would just go do what she does best and go suck a nut.

Sluttfaced Whore by pokemonkiddneekee March 8, 2009

slutfaced hooker 

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

slutfaced hooker by Kels&Tiff April 9, 2008

Slutfaced 

verb describing peek of drunkeness and especially describing the act of hooking up during the peek of drunkeness.

Did you see brodie with that girl last night?

Yeah he was totally slutfaced!

Slutfaced by GeriatricNinja47 July 20, 2010

slutfaced 

Being so drunk you become slutty for the night.

That girl was so slutfaced.

We were both so slutfaced that we hooked up.

slutfaced by Party With Sluts October 19, 2012