slappyjack 

A chump ass jive turkey. A fool who's never going to change. Your tardo roommate. Keyser.

"You slappyjack, scallywag, jive turkey bastard!"

slappyjack by slappyjack February 6, 2009

Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.

Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.

Slapjack by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011

Arizona SlapJack 

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

Arizona SlapJack by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

dildo slapjack by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

slappycake 

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.

I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...

slappycake by RoadKing August 15, 2006

slappyjackle 

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013