Skippyjack 

1. Any of various fishes that leap above the surface of the water, as a tuna or bonito, that tastes like peanut butter and/or sticks to the roof of your mouth.

2. A brand of peanut butter made with skippyjack fish.

3. A dork of an individual named Jack, Jackie or Jacqueline that skips rather than walks everywhere they go.

1. Crap, I got a skippyjack and jellyfish sandwich...AGAIN.

2. Mom, can I add a jar of Skippyjack to our grocery list?

3. You sure are a dork, Skippyjack.

Skippyjack by jacktheskipper August 22, 2011

Skippyjack 

A cute young girl, usually under age 18.

"Look, there's a cute 'Skippyjack', wow, she's going to make one hot "Skipperjack" some day".

girl Skipperjack Flappyjack female cute girl Wilbur

Skippyjack by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

slappyjackle 

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

skipjacktoona 

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.

Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.

skipjacktoona by Slimey September 8, 2003

Skipjack 

Texas Slang for asshole, dumbass, dickhead, schmuk, or fucknutt. A socially acceptable way of telling your buddy or non-buddy that he or she is of feral ancestry.

It is also another name for a Ladyfish (Saltwater species considered to be a trash fish)

How's it going ya ol' skipjack!
or
Those fricken Skipjacks are chapping my ass!

Sometimes it is also shortened to Skippy.
ie... What's up Skippy? or Get a hold of your self there skippy.

Skipjack by smoksigns September 9, 2004

slappyjack 

A chump ass jive turkey. A fool who's never going to change. Your tardo roommate. Keyser.

"You slappyjack, scallywag, jive turkey bastard!"

slappyjack by slappyjack February 6, 2009

Skipperjack 

A cute girl or woman, or "hot" female. Name started about 30 years ago about 1981. After learning in my video production class the names of cables and connectors, that a "Jack" was actually a female connector as they said, remember a "Jack is really a "Jill". Then driving on my way home with a friend and waiting at a stop light a girl was skipping accross in front of us in the crosswalk. I said, "Look it's a Jack!" My friend said, "It's a Skipperjack!" From then on all my friends call cute girls "Skipperjacks". Looking for girls can be called going "Skipperjacking".

"Wow look, she's a Skipperjack" "Boy, I met a really nice little Skipperjack last night".

girl woman babe Hottie hot date girlfriend lover
babe-u-lour booty

Skipperjack by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011