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skitsofranic 

Someone who almost has no control over what they do or say.(please reffer to unknown on the defination real rose.)
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skitsofranic by real rose May 20, 2003

scitsafranic 

the cat is really scitsafranic and will not let me pet it.
scitsafranic by Arabella kim September 11, 2007

Skitzofrenic jester 

Derived from the english language words -skitzofrenic and -jester. A combination of one of the worst syndromes and classifications known to man. This rare hybrid species can be found holding sitting alone at lunch tables, on the school bus, or in the back of a classroom with a scratch-doodle notebook that he shuts if people get to close. With an awareness rating of 100, the skitzo jester is easily startled and always conscious of his immediate surroundings. Skitzofrenic jesters are known to take drastic measures/ and or use alternate routes to avoid crossing paths with intimidating heavy-hitters. even the slightest eye contact may leave them paralyzed for up to 3 hours.
Yo earl lets go to the football game tonight, everyones gonna be there.

Idk man i mite run into that kid from gym class that looks at me funny. Plus he owes me a dollar

Cmon dude stop being such a skitzofrenic jester

skitzofrenic 

Wneh someone suffers from skitzofrenia which is a mental illness.
OMG!! Shes a skitzofrenic!
skitzofrenic by AnOnymOusBiitch June 19, 2007

skitzofrenic 

"hey, whats the opposite or paranoid?"

"I think its skitzofrenic'

"oh, thanks.."
skitzofrenic by Justin.Sane April 29, 2010

skidsofrenic 

Someone who loves doing burnouts and usually gets in trouble with the law for it but keeps doing them and gettin caught again
Q)Why does jono keep doing burnouts when hes be caught 5 times before

A) he cant help it hes a skidsofrenic
skidsofrenic by Captain Skids November 30, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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