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skillatio 

Half "skill" and half "fellatio". Meaning a chick has a great ability to give head.
That chick I met at the bar last night had incredible skillatio.
skillatio by O.D.Byrd October 27, 2009
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swallatio 

When you get a blow job and the chick swallows your load.
I had been taking ginseng and wheatgrass every day for the last month to increase my load size. Once the bitch went down on my cock, I knew I was in for some good fucking swallatio. I blew a huge load and she swallowed it all! That whore! SBT took it all!

Skillitis 

A person who suffers from a disease of too much skill.Very rare and extraordinary disease occurs in 1 every million adult men.Females are immune to this as they’re useless
Harry stop doing rainbow flicks.You must have Skillitis
Skillitis by Rishi Sunak December 15, 2020

skillorious 

skillorious (adj)
1. Having both skill and glory
2. Having great talent
Batman Is Skillorious at beating bad guys.

skillionaire

n. -- A person rich in furious skills.
Q: "Who invented the omlette?"
A: "IT WAS SKILLIONAIRES."
skillionaire by Ray Deemer July 7, 2006

Smilvation 

Salvation achieved by meeting a (super) MILF. It's not necessary to actually conversate with the (super) milf: if she's stunning enough, a simple gance be sufficient for a smilvation.
A: Man, I feel so alive again!
B: What happened?
A: I saw your mother this morning, and I had this incredible smilvation!
Smilvation by Youri al Cadouri June 20, 2009

skyplation 

Having (or maintaining) a relationship (usually long-distance) over Skype, or other forms of communication over the internet.
"I hate having a skyplation with you." says girlfriend in California to boyfriend in South Africa.
skyplation by chipsi June 21, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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