Derived from the Italian "jabroni" meaning poser, loser. This applies to skiers at the slopes wearing jeans as ski pants and drinking malt liquor on their way to bomb a double black on rentals.
Paul: Bro? Is that guy wearing hunting overalls as a ski bib?
Kevin: Yep, almost wouldn't catch that if his straps hadn't been camo, damn skibroni in disguise!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.