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sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

Sizzlin' Put Out 

To light a match over her pubic hairs, causing them to engulf in flames. Afterwards, when on fire, you jizz it goes out.
Ethan:Yo Colin, what happened last night?
Colin:I gave her a sizzlin' put out.
Erika: He did not!
Jordan: No way!
Jackie: It actually happened!
Liz:First timer?

Sigaling 

When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.
Hey man, I've been sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock sigaling pro.
Sigaling by Eliyahoo December 10, 2010

Sigaling 

Sigaling
When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill. Joe Sigal was the first to die from this method.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.
Hey man, I've been Sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock Sigaling pro.
Shit this dude just Joe Sigaled me.
I got a chopper gunner by sigaling this noob all game.
Sigaling by kingalex12313234 December 10, 2010
mean hot or even fine
That girl is sizzlin.
sizzlin by ZanderM December 28, 2005

beyond sizzling 

A girl or guy that's way more than a 10. Just amazingly hot.
John: yo, you know that girl Marie?
Bob: hell yeah bro shes beyond sizzling!
beyond sizzling by HSB92 June 26, 2008