shitmuzzle
shitmuzzle by markymarkmark May 10, 2003
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Shitmuzzle
Citing David Simon, "...the muzzle that keeps the feces tight against the orifice, so that...hate speech carries risk."
Quoting Simon, "This spittle-chinned shitmuzzle has now mestastesized into a 21st Centruy knockoff of Father Coughlin. But without half the charm."
Shitmuzzle by Jude the obscure January 14, 2019
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shitmuzzle • shitguzzler • shitnozzle • shitzzle • shmuzzle • Shitazzle • shitdizzle • shitfizzle • shitizzle • Shitmuckledunn
shitizzle
driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes
passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009
shitnozzle
Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle
shitnozzle by Captain Obvious November 8, 2003
shitnozzle
shitnozzle by sean November 22, 2003
shitnozzle
Noun. 1) A nozzle that spews shit; 2) an asshole; 3) an insufferable person; 4) synonym for "PincherMartin"; 4) a person who spouts shit all day long from their pie hole; 5) kisser of pseudo ass.
Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Adjective. Used in pejorative fashion to describe an unpleasant person. Typically seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin" in a hypothetically perfect universe philosophers often refer to as "The Perfect World."
Noun: PincherMartin is a fucknugget, senescent, shitsome, cloaca shitnozzle with verbal diarrhea and a host of information processing disabilities.
Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.
Adjective: Talk to shitnozzle PincherMartin and get me the fecalphile fucknugget perspective on the effect of personal savings on the balance of trade and the economics of minimum wage increases during a period of increasing deficit spending and a limping economy.
shitnozzle by rdbrewer November 1, 2005
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