sean's definitions

Tea Bag

When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

by Sean April 10, 2003

what I said

a sarcastic way of answering someone who asks you to repeat what you said.

Originated in South Jersey

Will: Damn you're beat.
Tim: What?
Will: What I said.

by sean June 16, 2004

schiavo

To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.

To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.

by Sean March 25, 2005

giblet

a fart out of a tight butthole

i was trying to hold my shit in and let out a tiny giblet

by sean November 19, 2003

grandma

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

by sean January 3, 2005

ghetto switchblade

box cutter

ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?

by sean July 2, 2004

turtle

Slang term used in the bay area for marijuana. Coined turtle because it's green and makes you move slow.

We just smoked some turtle and are high.

by Sean May 26, 2004